And the season gets weirder and weirder by the week…battered, yes, battered 3-0 by Newcastle with two great goals and an unlucky o.g. to round out the night. No complaints, we were awful. A bus could have been driven through our midfield it was that wide open and devoid of anyone capable of making a tackle. We started with a 38 year old in the middle of the park….need I say more? Rooney taken off after 74 minutes as he looked about as interested in being out there as he would be shopping in Tesco with Colleen on a wet Monday night. We’re still only three points behind the bitters, which is a miracle considering some of our performances this season. Yet we’ve amassed a better points total at this stage of the season for many a year. Can’t figure it out. Then again, I said after the 8-2 over Arsenal that this season would be a rollercoaster and I haven’t been proved wrong yet. Loads of young exciting talent available, some playing, some not. Some making mistakes which is hard to watch but all part of the learning process. We may well end up trophyless this season. Cue the doom merchants. Well that’s football, if it was predictable, no fucker would watch it, me included. Just take solace in the fact that we helped increase the circulation of every single national newspaper in the UK this morning in the aftermath of our “meltdown” at St James’s Park. Hated, Adored, Never Ignored = MUFC.




